I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
