it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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