we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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