The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Randomize
