her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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