Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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