I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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