You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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