Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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