What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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