# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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