She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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