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Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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