Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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