He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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