I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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