the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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