So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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