Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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