Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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