Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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