Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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