Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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