what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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