ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm drive I can fine osifer
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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