He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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