Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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