drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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