Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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