thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Randomize
