you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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