come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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