Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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