Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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