She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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