I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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