The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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