oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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