What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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