i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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