I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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