So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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