my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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