Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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