I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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