TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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