Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Randomize
