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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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