smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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