normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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