I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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