THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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