Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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