I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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