We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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