what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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